kingcitywitch:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion


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"Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire,
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice." — Robert Frost (via observando)



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fourfinick:

Johanna’s ensemble exudes her fierce strength and enduring pride- a true darling of the Capitol.



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"You do not need pasta." — Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning (via marquessofpembroke)



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bioticbootyshaker:

drtanner:

missmokushiroku:

thegamingmuse:

all-four-cheekbones:

n-o-r-m-a-n-d-y:

nothing makes a gamer more nervous than when the game autosaves in a seemingly harmless location

"this is an awfully convenient collection of healing items"

"why is all this ammo here"

"where did all the enemies go"

"This room has rather a lot of wide, open space in it." 

"The music stopped suddenly."

"No, there it is."

"….That’s an awful lot of bass."


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meriiida:

baby goats are the cutest thing ever like

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look

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at

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these

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adorable

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little

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fuckers

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iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”


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impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing


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wherewentz:

2007 was so important

wherewentz:

2007 was so important


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